I kicked at a bone. “Use the bones to get out. They aren’t holding you in…” I muttered under my breath. “Yeah, right.”
Edgar kicked a bone, too. He kicked it right into my leg, and I yelped. “Doggone it, Edgar, that’s gonna leave a bruise!”
He sighed noisily and replied, “Just look at the thing, will you?”
I looked. I picked it up, turned it over in my hands and scrutinized it. Then it occurred to me that it might fit with the bone I had just kicked. Intrigued now, I picked up that bone and held the two ends together. To my amazement, they stuck.
I turned to Edgar in surprise, but before I could say anything, he said, “Yes, yes, I know. Now find another one to go with them.”
So, still half reluctant, I set off on a treasure hunt for bones. Some of the bones that would fit I rejected; they didn’t do what I wanted them to do. Others didn’t look like they’d fit until I held them up to my growing creation and fiddled them around a bit. Then, suddenly, they worked and added themselves onto the whole.
I grew entranced by what I was doing, and before long I had a huge…something.
“Well, you’ve got the bones there. Guess you haven’t lost the knack for that, have you?” Edgar said, rather snarkily I thought. But I held my peace and fitted another bone into place.
“So what is it?” he asked, finally. “It’s hard to tell from just the bones.”
“Well, it must be a dinosaur, since these are dinosaur bones,” I replied, looking up and down at what I had created. “Except, well, it may not a real dinosaur. I mean, I kind of used whatever bone I wanted to, not necessarily the actual bone that was supposed to go there…”
“Since this isn’t a scientific exhibit, I don’t think it matters,” Edgar told me.
“True. Besides, even the early paleontologists used to do that, although it wasn’t generally on purpose. Remember what confusion there was with the Brontosaur and the Apatosaurus?” I snickered.
“Here’s the thing. Do you want it to be a dinosaur?” Edgar asked me.
“Well, I’d really prefer a dragon. Mostly, I like the things that are whimsical, or magical, or just not quite what you’d expect. Sometimes I want them to be dinosaurs, and sometimes I even want them to be dogs and cats and really ordinary, but not usually.”
Edgar nodded, as if he had expected as much. “Then make it so.”
“Excuse me?”
“Make it a dragon. If you want a dragon, then make it a dragon. You don’t have to have a dinosaur if you don’t want to.”
“But how?”
“You know how. Just like you knew how to put the bones together when you didn’t think you did. Just think about what you want, and make it that way.”
I looked at Edgar, and then at my bony structure. I opened my mouth and then I closed it again. I looked back and forth again, and then my gaze stuck on the bones. “He’s red,” I muttered, “and he has wings that are lined with gold….And over there’s a scar from the time he made that donkey mad….” And as I spoke, the bones began to grow flesh. Red hide flowed over my creation, and wings with gold underneath. There was a scar, too, a bit bigger than I had thought, and still raw so that I knew it was a recent injury, with a story behind it – a story the dragon was probably going to tell me when he finished coming into being. Or maybe not; maybe there was another story waiting…
The dragon was fully fleshed now, and I knew all about him. I knew the story he had with him, and I knew what he liked and didn’t like – all the details that would make him an interesting character. I turned to Edgar, my face lit with delight.
“I can do it, Edgar! I can still do it!” My heart was pounding and I was shouting with excitement.
Just then I heard something rustling in my backpack. The pack rocked and then tipped over, and the top flopped open. A small, plain tin box rolled out of it and settled on the dry, sandy floor of the valley. The lid of the box moved upwards a little bit, with a tinking sound, as if something on the inside were hitting the lid and trying to open it. It moved again, and again. Edgar and I both stood there staring at it.
With one last tink, the lid popped off and landed upside down in the sand. And pouring out of the box came a Thing.
It looked a bit like an oversized earwig, but it wasn’t. It looked a bit like a millipede but it wasn’t. It looked like a lot of nasty, crawling insectile things, but it wasn’t any of them. My hair stood on end and I edged backward, away from the nasty Thing, my skin crawling.
But the Thing didn’t even look my way. It headed straight for my dragon, who was also watching it apprehensively. It swarmed up the dragon’s leg and began to gnaw on it, the flesh dissolving under the assault.
”It’s tearing up your creation,” Edgar whispered to me as I stood there gaping.
I stared at the destruction that was going on. Something about it mesemerized me.”Yes, well, it wasn’t all that good anyway…Look, that bit it’s going after now wasn’t quite what I wanted. And no one really would have liked that bit,” I continued as the Thing moved on to other parts of my dragon. The bared bones it left behind began to fall apart.
Edgar gave a great “HEE-HAW” and charged towards my dragon, knocking me to one side. I sprawled in the sand, a stray bone jabbing into my palm, as Edgar ran at the awful Thing and leapt into the air, grabbing it in his strong jaws. With a snap, he bit it in two and with a crunch he chewed up the pieces. Then with a shudder, he swallowed the Thing.
“Wha…what WAS that Thing? Where did it come from?” I asked, climbing back to my feet, still feeling dazed by the sequence of events.
“You should know – you brought it with you. Didn’t it come out of you backpack?” asked Edgar, who seemed to be trying to get the nasty taste out of his mouth.
“Yes, but I don’t remember ever packing that box, and I know I’d never pack anything like that Thing,” I replied, stung by the accusation.
“Didn’t you? You really don’t know what that was?” Edgar asked me.
“No, I…”
“It was your inner critic.”
“THAT nasty Thing?”
“Yes, what did you think your inner critic would look like? The Good Fairy?” Edgar replied sarcastically.
“And you ate it for me?” I was torn between admiration for him and shame that he had eaten that disgusting Thing for me – something disgusting that I was responsible for.
“Yes, I ate it for you. Now are you going to put the flesh back on the poor creature or let another inner critic out of the box?” Edgar asked testily.
“First let me throw that box as far away as I can,” I said, reaching for the box and preparing to hurl it into the bones in the distance.
“Don’t bother,” Edgar told me. “Not only are you so bad at throwing that you’d be lucky to get it any distance at all, it won’t do any good. It will just end up back in your backpack, or pocket, or under a rock in the garden or in with the dog toys. It’s always there, always waiting, always around. What you do have to do,” he continued in a slightly kinder voice, “is be on guard for it, and be ready to slam the lid of the box back on as soon as you see it trying to get out. You usually have warning, don’t you?”
I hung my head. “Yes, I do,” I mumbled. I felt dreadful.
Edgar walked up to me and butted his head against me. “Just fix the dragon,” he said.
I looked up. The poor dragon was half gone. As quickly as I could, I put him back together and then looked him in the eye. “I’m sorry,” I told him. “You’re a fine and wonderful dragon, and I’ll be pleased to tell your story.”
The dragon looked at me, then looked at the sky. He stretched and then, and with a huge gusting pump of his wings, he took off into the hot, blue sky. I watched until he became a dot in the distance.
“Well, that’s another story birthed and launched. Literally launched,” Edgar chuckled.
“I’m sorry about the critic, Edgar,” I started to say, but he cut me off.
“No, I knew it would come out. They always do, at some point.”
“But you ATE the thing. It must have tasted awful!’
“Well, it wasn’t a fine grain mixture, it’s true, but I AM a donkey. I mean, I eat thistles, for Pete’s sake. And you should see some of the bugs that come along with the grain!” he said. “Don’t worry about it. But try not to let those critics out of the box too often, okay?” He shuffled over to another pile of bones. “Now let’s see, what could you do with these?”
-She Wolf ©2009


